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You know that you're obsessed with Technical Analysis when.....<o
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12) Your 6-year-old pleads with you to take him to MACD's, and you ask him what the parameters are.<o
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11) A social worker is telling you about a patient who has RSI, and you interrupt to ask her if she's read Wilder's book. (Then there's this patient with a history of volatility....)<o
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10) An MA is no longer a university degree.<o
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8) You're constantly losing at tic-tac-toe because you keep employing a P&F strategy.<o
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7) A party addict is describing his LSD trips, and you ask whether his most recent high took out the previous one.<o
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6) You describe an uneventful Friday at the office as an "inside day".<o
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5) The best that lingerie advertisements can do is start you thinking about double tops.<o
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3) Your wife tells you she has PMT, but you can't remember what indicator that is.<o
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2) You start thinking about your marriage in terms of risk-reward.<o
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1) While engaged in, um, nocturnal recreation, you find yourself waiting for an entry signal. <o
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(Hope these didn’t offend anybody
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You know that you're obsessed with Technical Analysis when.....<o
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12) Your 6-year-old pleads with you to take him to MACD's, and you ask him what the parameters are.<o
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11) A social worker is telling you about a patient who has RSI, and you interrupt to ask her if she's read Wilder's book. (Then there's this patient with a history of volatility....)<o
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10) An MA is no longer a university degree.<o
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8) You're constantly losing at tic-tac-toe because you keep employing a P&F strategy.<o
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7) A party addict is describing his LSD trips, and you ask whether his most recent high took out the previous one.<o
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6) You describe an uneventful Friday at the office as an "inside day".<o
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5) The best that lingerie advertisements can do is start you thinking about double tops.<o
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3) Your wife tells you she has PMT, but you can't remember what indicator that is.<o
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2) You start thinking about your marriage in terms of risk-reward.<o
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1) While engaged in, um, nocturnal recreation, you find yourself waiting for an entry signal. <o
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(Hope these didn’t offend anybody
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